Decroposed
The witch doctor’s set of decroposed tools were sitting there on the shelf by the ritual mortuary table, gleaming with drips of red.
Decroposed by Tacosm Decrilasio February 13, 2026
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decomposed onion
An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.
Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."
Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."
Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"
Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."
Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"
decomposed onion by FeetToHeadEveryone'sDead June 26, 2017
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