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decomposed onion 

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.
Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"

Decomposed 

When you Let a Juicy Girl trick you into spending all your money on her. Juicy Girl: A Korean of Filipina woman who was designed by satan to make you feel special.
"Yo, me and my boy went to the Ville and he got decomposed at The Spot."
Decomposed by iNSTiNCT June 11, 2015

decomposedmicrowave

they’re super nice i guess... but they always take forever to respond. but i love them anyways😊
do you know decomposedmicrowave? i love her

deproosed 

(of a person) in a state of general unhappiness or despondency.
Bella looked deproosed in her baby picture