DecoyZ
DecoyZ by Nig-joe-man May 22, 2021
Decoy Porn
The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.
Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.
Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?
Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.
Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.
Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?
Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.
Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.
Decoy Porn by Doctor Dbx January 18, 2009
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designated decoy
The friend that leaves the bar first pretending to be drunk and unable to walk, let alone drive. He draws the attention of the officer laying-in-wait so the rest of his buddies (who probably *are* drunk) can escape unnoticed.
After your buddy passes the breathalyzer test with a 0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled officer asks, "Sir, I saw you stumble out of that bar like you were under the influence, just asking to be pulled over. Are you nuts?"
"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."
"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."
designated decoy by robzilla September 27, 2005
decoy drink
A cocktail that doesn't contain any alcohol. Reserved for friends that are too drunk to notice the difference but refuse to stop drinking.
"Dude, Kaitlyn can barely stand. Why do you keep giving her vodka tonics?"
"Chill, man. Decoy drinks... nothin' in there but tonic."
"Chill, man. Decoy drinks... nothin' in there but tonic."
decoy drink by ACNY January 6, 2008
decoy bacon
decoy bacon by BruisedWillis February 17, 2010
Decoy Beans
Decoy Beans by Frijole Mexican Mexican May 19, 2008
Dragon Decoy
A sort of dragon costume meant to fool dragons who are being spied on. It should be made from fireproof material.
Dragon Decoy by The Isbey September 13, 2008
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just fokin missing her
native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins
The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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caillou
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Brought-upsy
scruples; to have manners;
May also be spelt Brought-upsie
WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
May also be spelt Brought-upsie
WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?
Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?
Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?
Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?
Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?
Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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