Declaying 

When one delays having a clay (a poo poo) due to other pressing social commitments, while the decaying fecal matter proceeds to knock on heaven's backdoor, resulting in warm, rumbling seepage and pungent methane emmisions, harmful to the environment and those in close proximity.

Particularly prevalent first thing, when other more trivial matters are prioritised, eg going to work, taking children to school, etc.

"Oh shit I'm late... I'll have to declay until break time now"

"I've been declaying all morning for you love!"

Declaying by Amber Heard's Bed September 21, 2023

Decaring 

The act of missing school under the guise of a school event or club, especially DECA

I went decaring last week to annoy my math teacher, but got screwed by the amount of work I have now

Decaring by Not Actually Mr Dickson March 11, 2015

decearing egg 

An obscure Japanese phrase translated into English, originally comprising of the Japanese words egu egu egu e guegu. The phrase was discovered after delving very deeply into Google Translate. Its usage and context is generally unknown, although it seems to always be typed in all caps.

I copied and pasted a bunch of crap into Google Translate in Japanese and it translated to DECEARING EGG. Is Translate still that bad at Japanese?

decearing egg by Kenoscirneh June 26, 2017

decearing 

An adjective used to describe an egg, implying the egg is disgusting or somewhat unedable.

For example, if an egg is disgusting you may say "Dude, that was such a decearing egg!"

decearing by EggDaddyExpert June 23, 2017

Decaying Winter 

"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
"Warning, Agent on your team is down."

Game where u literally suffer from enemies and other shit

Jesse, we need to scavenge for loot Jesse.
B-But Mista White?!
Jesse, this Decaying Winter or whatever this game is, wants us dead, Jesse.

Decaying Winter by xxMichaeliscool October 31, 2022

DECEARING 

A word usually followed by the word "EGG"

Guy:...Once more, Eiffel Tower, Once more DECEARING EGG and once more is a delicious breakfast

DECEARING by Reat November 19, 2020

Deplying 

Delaying the writing and submission of a job application until the last moment before the deadline.

Anda, stop deplying and get to work on that letter of intent!

Deplying by O molie April 21, 2018