An obscure Japanese phrase translated into English, originally comprising of the Japanese words egu egu egu e guegu. The phrase was discovered after delving very deeply into Google Translate. Its usage and context is generally unknown, although it seems to always be typed in all caps.

I copied and pasted a bunch of crap into Google Translate in Japanese and it translated to DECEARING EGG. Is Translate still that bad at Japanese?

decearing egg by Kenoscirneh June 26, 2017

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Decaring

The act of missing school under the guise of a school event or club, especially DECA

I went decaring last week to annoy my math teacher, but got screwed by the amount of work I have now

Decaring by Not Actually Mr Dickson March 11, 2015

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Declaying

When one delays having a clay (a poo poo) due to other pressing social commitments, while the decaying fecal matter proceeds to knock on heaven's backdoor, resulting in warm, rumbling seepage and pungent methane emmisions, harmful to the environment and those in close proximity.

Particularly prevalent first thing, when other more trivial matters are prioritised, eg going to work, taking children to school, etc.

"Oh shit I'm late... I'll have to declay until break time now"

"I've been declaying all morning for you love!"

Declaying by Amber Heard's Bed September 21, 2023

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Dechuring

Behaving and performing random acts more befitting a teenager as you grow older.

My husband is dechuring. At the age of 50 he still hides to try and scare people.

Dechuring by Lisa@gotpower.com May 17, 2016

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