Deathgrip 

A spasm in which all 650 muscles contract at once causing a 10% of heat stroke within the next 10 minutes

HOLY SHIT MC RIDE IS DOING A DEATHGRIP

Deathgrip by My Mac daddy denzelmode December 12, 2019

180bpm deathgrip 

The act of stroking ones penis with the force of a hulk, while going at the speed of 180bpm completely destroying the male reproductive system.

- Did you hear what happened to Pöhö last night? The chick gave him an 180bpm deathgrip. He was hurried to the hospital and might never recover.

180bpm deathgrip by 180bmp deathgrip October 17, 2016

Tiger deathgrip 

When you duct tape your elbows to a chairs arms and masturbate with both hands

Woah, that tiger deathgrip blew my mind earlier

Tiger deathgrip by rotokayu June 30, 2017

Ninja Tight Deathgrip 

Ninja tight deathgrip's, or NTD's, occur when some gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja puts his hand near a fatal area and squeezes, preventing any possible escape. Possible areas of attack include the neck, general chest area (GCA), or chimpo/cooter/front butt. Typically, ninja's do not attempt this attack on themselves. The only known ways to escape are: 1) Having a nearby ally immediately kill the ninja or 2) simply allowing the ninja to kill you.

Luis: That gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja's got Davo in a Ninja Tight Deathgrip!!!1 Should we help?
Bobby Evans: No, we suck; let him die.

Ninja Tight Deathgrip by HugeBreasticle March 20, 2005

death grip 

When a male masturbates too often/with too hard of a grip, so that they are almost insensitive to anything other than masturbation. This includes even vaginal sex.

The only reason Christian lasted when having sex with the really tight girl was that he had given himself the death grip.

death grip by bigheadu August 31, 2016

Kung Fu death grip

(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.

e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.

Kung Fu death grip by Roland_07 August 26, 2007

Deathcrap

1. The final voiding of the bowels immediately following death.

"Dude I shot my neighbors cat today, and it took a deathcrap right on my doormat."

Deathcrap by EPstrow October 16, 2009