Death Grip Syndrome

A condition in which frequent masturbation by hand desensitizes the nerves in the cock, thus lessening the pleasure of jerking off.

The best cure for Death Grip Syndrome is a Fleshlight!

by The Jizz Wiz March 14, 2010

Death Grip Syndrome

A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.

Death Grip Syndrome.

...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.

by Someone who kinda exists October 6, 2021

Death grip syndrome

Obsessive masturbation causing desensitisation in the penis.

Only known cure is the voodoo clam

Had to hit that voodoo clam last night to cure the death grip syndrome

by Jimmythejunky January 21, 2023