Deathcrap

1. The final voiding of the bowels immediately following death.

"Dude I shot my neighbors cat today, and it took a deathcrap right on my doormat."

Deathcrap by EPstrow October 16, 2009

Deathclaw 

A deathclaw is an enemy found and fought in the "Fallout" series by Bethesda. Deathclaws have a somewhat dinosaur-like apearance with a raptor like body, razor sharp teeth, horns, and trademark claws on each hand. They are incredibly fast, have incredibly high health and are known for forcing a player to waste a copious amount of ammunition for little reward other than experience. Any true Fallout player has had at least 3 nightmares involving deathclaws, bad condition power armor and nothing but a ten millimeter pistol.

Oh fuck, it's a fucking death claw... fuck

Hey it seems like everything is going pretty well... oh wait there's a deathclaw, never mind.

Deathclaw by Brotherhood of steel initiate July 7, 2010

sparky deathcap 

a solo project by robert n taylor. sparky deathcap was active from 2008 or 2009 (there isn't very clear information on the internet) to 2010, when robert joined a band called los campesinos! and became their multi-instrumentalist. many of sparky deathcap's songs aren't available online, but five of them, september, send it to oslo, winter city ghosts, glasgow is a punk rock town and berlin syndrome are.

person 1: "hey, guess what i just found out."
person 2: "what ?"
person 1: "that guy i mentioned to you, sparky deathcap ? i finally found out why he stopped making music, he joined los campesinos! in 2010 !"
person 2: "ooohhh so that's why !"

person a: "does anyone know the song in the beginning of the video ?"
person b: "yeah, it's september by sparky deathcap"
person a: "cool, thanks !"

sparky deathcap by no, i think i will February 1, 2021

180bpm deathgrip 

The act of stroking ones penis with the force of a hulk, while going at the speed of 180bpm completely destroying the male reproductive system.

- Did you hear what happened to Pöhö last night? The chick gave him an 180bpm deathgrip. He was hurried to the hospital and might never recover.

180bpm deathgrip by 180bmp deathgrip October 17, 2016

deatherage

The name of a god.Whoever has this name;will forever be blessed.
It's a kickass name apparently,don't worry not literally kicking your ass though.

despite the death and rage part;It's actually for a very sensitive male,
Who will understand you.

female: Hey have you seen deatherage?
Male: YEAH he's my bro
female: he's so cool and understanding.

deatherage by Cattypatty December 7, 2013

screaming metal deathtrap

A gray toyota that has any of the folowing qualities:
-cracked windshield
-windows that dont open
-windows that HAVE to be open or the car will fill up with exhaust
-air condtioning that is permanetly stuck on the hottest setting
-when turned on vents generally blow out bits of dried leaves
-radio is actually UPSIDEDOWN in the dash.
-screaming sounds emenate from axles when turning
-filled with muddy, sharp digging equipment/ old computer hard drives
-has a monkey wrench with questionable redish brown stains in the glove compartment
- is loved and cherished by its owner despite constant warnings and pleas to get rid of it from his sons.

Tom: Awww man, dad PLEASE dont drive me to school in that horror. I have a whole life ahead of me.

Steve: Oh come on son, its not THAT bad. Its just... excentric in its old age.

Tom: DAD, IT BLOWS LEAVES OUT THE AC VENTS. ITS A SCREAMING METAL DEATHTRAP

screaming metal deathtrap by John Errington November 3, 2006

Deathtrap

Someone you want a relationship with, but you know it will never work out because of the way they are.

No, she's not worth it, she's a deathtrap man.

Deathtrap by itsyaboy00 March 16, 2017