Death Cock 

When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.

My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!

Death Cock by insertchucklesomenamehere December 12, 2016

Cock-Death 

Cock-Death is when a girl or guy chokes to death on a cock while having a fuck!

Cock-Death is when a penis strangles, throttles, suffocates or asphyxiates a girl or guy to death, usually during sexual intercourse.

Cock-Death is a medical term used when an autopsy concludes that the patient died having their airways and lungs blocked by a penis during intercourse.

"I mean that must have been some really hard kink for Mandy to die of Cock-Death like that on her wedding night!"

"I heard she had 2 cocks in her mouth when she died and that the insurance company is thinking of changing Cock-Death to Cocks-Death just for her." "What a tribute!"

"Amanda from Melrose Place will die of Cock-Death in an up-coming episode but will be brought back by Billy using CPR."

"Apparently Chris nearly died from cock-death last night."

Cock-Death by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Cock Death 

A penis that has been exposed to extreme cold temperatures and is to the point where it is frostbitten and black

Man you got that Cock Death

Cock Death by Cock Master9998989 October 23, 2013

Death by Horse Cock 

When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.

Mr. Hands autopsy confirmed "Death by Horse Cock"

Death by Horse Cock by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

black cock of death 

aka BCOF
a huge massive cock, resembling that of a black man's COCK.

don't fuckin' mess with me or I'll own you with the black cock of death!

black cock of death by the jesus November 21, 2004

Death by cockshot

When a man blows a load down your throat and it goes down the windpipe

Omg it's suffocating me! I'm gonna unalive from death by cockshot

Death by cockshot by Hac6395 June 5, 2025

Death In Clapham - Cocktail 

A cocktail made famous by the great writer and author J.G. Nowak. Recipe: Pour 25ml of Ouzo over ice into a champagne glass, top up with champagne, garnish with lemon and consume. Tradionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.

The Death In Clapham - Cocktail is traditionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.

Death In Clapham - Cocktail by JGN January 1, 2014