dead-panned

totally wasted or drunk

After only 2 shots, the freshman was totally dead-panned.

by cherie of the us January 6, 2008

Dead Pan Voice

Monotone, lacking in expression

"Your dog just got run over," explained Rachel in a dead pan voice.

by -FinalWhiteStar- February 4, 2005

dead pan man

A dead pan man is as dead as tin. Dead meat as a pot on a stove. He never gets it and always forgets the details.

Dead pan man please understand you never follow the rules. Cause if you keep breaking them you won’t have a second chance!

by aromabinger June 10, 2024