Deadfacts

100% accurate

"yo that nectar set was fucking crazy I can't feel my face and I think I'm an alien"

"deadfacts that shit was amazing"

by Just BDS'in May 26, 2018

Dead facts

Agreeing to something

Boy: Yo this bitch always wearing the same shoes and her hair look ratchet asf
Friend: Yo thats dead facts bro

by Xanarchy October 21, 2017

deadface

the condition someone's face takes on when you are telling them a story and they stop responding. usually marked by fixed eyes closed mouth and no eyebrow movement. sometimes followed by them walking away in the middle of the story.

i was talking to Jen about going on date and she gave me total deadface.

by oldface July 6, 2009

deadants

after taking a shit leave un-wiped for several hours, if done correctly, the shit left on your asshole should be rock hard. Find a victim (preferably asleep), squat over his face with your pants and jocks down, rapidly scratch your asshole and you should see small brown flakes of shit fall on the victims face. Then resulting in the victims face covered in deadants.

"at my friends sleepover party, I forgot to buy him a present so I left him a pile of deadants on his forehead".

by Tom Mc Carthy August 1, 2012

Deadfits

The Deadlines and The Misfits

deadfits

by drakkarim June 16, 2010

Deadpants

The pants you no longer fit in as a result of weight loss or weight gain.

“I have like 4 pairs of jeans in my closet that don’t fit anymore, but I know after this diet I’m going to fit in them again.”
“George, those are your deadpants. Let go of them and embrace who you are now.”

by CandiceFoot May 29, 2023