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Dead facts 

Agreeing to something
Boy: Yo this bitch always wearing the same shoes and her hair look ratchet asf
Friend: Yo thats dead facts bro
Dead facts by Xanarchy October 21, 2017
the condition someone's face takes on when you are telling them a story and they stop responding. usually marked by fixed eyes closed mouth and no eyebrow movement. sometimes followed by them walking away in the middle of the story.
i was talking to Jen about going on date and she gave me total deadface.
deadface by oldface July 6, 2009
after taking a shit leave un-wiped for several hours, if done correctly, the shit left on your asshole should be rock hard. Find a victim (preferably asleep), squat over his face with your pants and jocks down, rapidly scratch your asshole and you should see small brown flakes of shit fall on the victims face. Then resulting in the victims face covered in deadants.
"at my friends sleepover party, I forgot to buy him a present so I left him a pile of deadants on his forehead".
deadants by Tom Mc Carthy August 1, 2012

Deadfits 

The Deadlines and The Misfits
deadfits
Deadfits by drakkarim June 16, 2010

Deadpants 

The pants you no longer fit in as a result of weight loss or weight gain.
“I have like 4 pairs of jeans in my closet that don’t fit anymore, but I know after this diet I’m going to fit in them again.”
“George, those are your deadpants. Let go of them and embrace who you are now.”
Deadpants by CandiceFoot May 29, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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