Deadpants 

The pants you no longer fit in as a result of weight loss or weight gain.

“I have like 4 pairs of jeans in my closet that don’t fit anymore, but I know after this diet I’m going to fit in them again.”
“George, those are your deadpants. Let go of them and embrace who you are now.”

Deadpants by CandiceFoot May 29, 2023

deadpan 

The art of having no expression on your face no matter the hilarity or other reactions you are causing in your audience.

Tim George is so deadpan. I'd bet he'd be good at poker.

deadpan by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

depantsed 

When one has their pants and underwear pulled down, usually in public for maximum embarrassment.

We giggled uncontrollably as Kate depantsed Ryan in the middle of the crowded mall!

depantsed by super hot Sarah May 19, 2010

deadpan 

Dry humor with a blank expressionless face. This type of humor is common among shy and socially indifferent people. Includes other elements of humor ranging from shy humor, sarcastic even macabre humor and other personal characteristics which makes it unique to the individual. Deadpan humor is one of the most complex and to many enigmatic comedy styles as only a select few truly understand it enough to appreciate it for it's brilliance.

Sarah Silverman, Michael Cera and Stephen Colbert are some of the best deadpan comedians alive.

deadpan by Jessica Cole January 1, 2008

deadpan 

I style of humour, also known as dry humour.

It involves saying something funny, but not changing ones facial expressions or emotions.

Stephen Colbert often uses deadpan.

Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "I cannot see through all of this liberty."
*audience laughs*
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "Yes, I excell at deadpan humour."

deadpan by Jack Townshend January 10, 2007

deadpan 

Having no expression on one's face. Just a blank/empty look.

Tayshaun Prince plays basketball with deadpan.

deadpan by Cinnamon & Sugar May 23, 2005

depants 

To forcibly remove another's trousers.

After depantsing Amanda, I had my way with her.

depants by rowdy roddy January 27, 2003