deadants

after taking a shit leave un-wiped for several hours, if done correctly, the shit left on your asshole should be rock hard. Find a victim (preferably asleep), squat over his face with your pants and jocks down, rapidly scratch your asshole and you should see small brown flakes of shit fall on the victims face. Then resulting in the victims face covered in deadants.

"at my friends sleepover party, I forgot to buy him a present so I left him a pile of deadants on his forehead".

deadants by Tom Mc Carthy August 1, 2012

deadanus 

the cooler, funnier was of saying "deadass."

Im going to punch him if he doesn't stop, deadanus

deadanus by neffaddict November 16, 2011

Deadpants 

The pants you no longer fit in as a result of weight loss or weight gain.

“I have like 4 pairs of jeans in my closet that don’t fit anymore, but I know after this diet I’m going to fit in them again.”
“George, those are your deadpants. Let go of them and embrace who you are now.”

Deadpants by CandiceFoot May 29, 2023