deadants

after taking a shit leave un-wiped for several hours, if done correctly, the shit left on your asshole should be rock hard. Find a victim (preferably asleep), squat over his face with your pants and jocks down, rapidly scratch your asshole and you should see small brown flakes of shit fall on the victims face. Then resulting in the victims face covered in deadants.

"at my friends sleepover party, I forgot to buy him a present so I left him a pile of deadants on his forehead".

deadants by Tom Mc Carthy August 1, 2012

deadanus 

the cooler, funnier was of saying "deadass."

Im going to punch him if he doesn't stop, deadanus

deadanus by neffaddict November 16, 2011

Deadpants 

The pants you no longer fit in as a result of weight loss or weight gain.

“I have like 4 pairs of jeans in my closet that don’t fit anymore, but I know after this diet I’m going to fit in them again.”
“George, those are your deadpants. Let go of them and embrace who you are now.”

Deadpants by CandiceFoot May 29, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022