DeWreck

Typically a robust individual or round at times almost like a poppy seed muffin. Able to screw things up without even trying. Also considered to be a two legged hippopotamus able to magnetically attract penises to his perineal area.

That dude completely DeWrecked that all up. My DeWreck is killin me I should blocked my grundle on that one.

DeWreck by BlokSox August 9, 2022

Dereck 

A man whom is very intelligent. At first, he seems shy, but earn his friendship and see otherwise. He is tall, but not the tallest around. He cares so much about others that he may forget himself. A Dereck is also very humorous, trying to turn a bad situation better. He will do nearly anything to protect ones he is close to. But this man almost always feels like something bad will happen. He will keep his feelings to himself to protect himself from humiliation, or making someone worry for him or about something else.

Dereck is a great friend! But he always seems worried....

Dereck by WorldlyCoyote II January 23, 2020

Douchebag Derreck

The friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce him and apologize about afterwards. The worst part is what that dude says is TRUE!!

Ed: Man, I can't believe you brought that guy over here yesterday. He tore me up for displaying the commemorative Obama Plate collection momma bought my for my birthday!

Joe: Sorry, man. You just can't be pulling no more dumb stuff around Douchebag Derreck!

Douchebag Derreck by DBD1983 August 14, 2014

Derreck

A Very Handsome guy, but tends to be an Asshole. The biggest self centered person ever. But Always great in bed. But an asshole none the less.

Also Derreck has large lips. That resembling a negro or african american.

Ugh Stop being such a Derreck!

Wow that truck is Derreck Rigged.

Derreck by Tayybabiie April 15, 2010

dereck 

a beautiful man with goals in life

everyone wants a dereck

dereck by dereck i loooovoe u August 19, 2009

Dereck 

Dereck's are intelligent men who are honor bound to what they say. A Dereck you see on the street is not the Dereck you will see in a bar. He wears many faces. If you are a close friend of a Dereck you will know that they are someone you could rely on. Something to look for is the cockiness of this man, for he will over exaggerate his experiences, and make it seem like he is the best. Well ... thats because he is. Moral judgement and a strength of will is compensation for not going with his gut feeling on any givin situation. All around good guy but, lacks the ability to be social at any given time.

Jessica frowned with dissatisfaction at Karli, "I don't get it ... He a genuine nice guy when we are hanging out with each other one on one, but when he's with his friends ... it seems like he makes jokes just to get the laugh even if it's on me."
Karli nodded with understanding, for she has dealt with many Derecks before, "Sounds like a regular asshole to me."

Dereck by Dereck Kavalich October 17, 2008

Dwrecked 

Any unfortunate event that happens to be comical.

"You slipped on a banana peel?!"

Get Dwrecked

Example: John just accidently bought a 2 inch refrigerator.

John got Dwrecked

Dwrecked by The_Welppp June 17, 2023