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deleting later 

a hoe's way of saying she will keep a picture forever for attention and comments
Hoe: don't worry, I'm deleting later.

136 weeks old
deleting later by Dumbfoundead September 17, 2015

Defecting The Children 

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"
"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"

Metal Detecting 

Dorky looking, but an awesome hobby where you find coins and jewelry while beach combing.
Metal Detecting. It's only March and already this year I have found $18 in change, 3 silver rings, 2 14K gold rings and a diamond and sapphire engagement ring that I recently sold for $875.00. Yay me!
Metal Detecting by Davydone March 6, 2009

thumb detecting nut fucker

The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.

Detexting 

The act of going through ones phone and reading texts from the night before, in order to figure out what one did.
What did we do last night? I have no idea, let's do some detexting.
Detexting by Bighead October 21, 2012

delofting 

Having sex on a college campus, especially in a dorm room. Derived from the practice of lofting, or elevating, a bed in a dorm.
"I'll be delofting her bed tonight."
"Don't forget to wear a condom."
delofting by Hoyme December 6, 2010