delofting

Having sex on a college campus, especially in a dorm room. Derived from the practice of lofting, or elevating, a bed in a dorm.

"I'll be delofting her bed tonight."
"Don't forget to wear a condom."

by Hoyme December 6, 2010

deleting later

a hoe's way of saying she will keep a picture forever for attention and comments

Hoe: don't worry, I'm deleting later.

136 weeks old

by Dumbfoundead September 17, 2015

Delmonting

When a programmer deploys a piece of code on a Friday afternoon and leaves for the weekend, completely unaware that their piece of code just took down the entire product and no one else knows how to fix the problem because the code is either way too complex or just completely incoherent.

This company has not tolerant delmonting.

by apparentlyIcodestuff November 26, 2014

Degifting

1. A mutual agreement to suspend holiday gifts for at least one season, usually within a single family or circle of friends.

2. The act of replacing useless and pointless merchandise with something more meaningful, such as a charitable donation, service project or holiday party.

3. Wal-Mart's biggest nightmare.

Due to the recession, we've decided that Degifting is the best plan for Christmas this year. Instead, we're all getting together to serve food at the homeless shelter. I really don't need another Salad Shooter. Do you?

by Peter Kobs December 21, 2009

delorbing

To pine for delorbe.

Kristen: I'm going away to CT this weekend, therefore I will be delorbing.

by MetalVixen December 14, 2008

I’M DELETING YOU DADDY

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i’m deleting you daddy means

IM DELETING YOU DADDY!😭👋 ██ 10% COMPLETE..... ████ 35% COMPLETE.... ███████ 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████ 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

by red earring muncher November 6, 2023

Home-Depoting

The act of reinforcing one's bed in anticipation of vigorous sex, especially involving interracial partners.

Dude, I can't play tennis today because I'm Home-Depoting my bed. LaKeisha is coming over tonight so I have to pick up some 2x4s.

by bulletproof_7 September 7, 2018