When you are unexpectedly kicked in the chest by a male or female wearing cleats. Has a tendency to break multiple ribs which then puncture lungs causing internal bleeding and death.
by Jackie Blackie July 12, 2010
A particular type of behaviour that includes tendencies to stalk lots and lots on websites such as bebo and facebook, and enjoy typing the words "lol" and "hehe" in internet conversations. It is also a type of person who has a massive scar at the top of their legs, which most other people would call a fanny...but he calls a unicycle injury
Brian: Hey Jamie, what are you doing on that computer?
Jamie: Not much, just a bit of de jong-ing!
Also, can be used as a vile insult, such as:
"Stop being a de jong"
Jamie: Not much, just a bit of de jong-ing!
Also, can be used as a vile insult, such as:
"Stop being a de jong"
by chrissiye June 05, 2007
by SatoruGojo September 20, 2021
by MrRighteousGames May 22, 2020
A Manchester City player known for always trying to injury other football players he is playing against. hes using a tactic where he is trying to be the very innocent guy that would'nt do anything dirty against other footballs players, until the very momment where a leg or 2 is broken
he was known for doing the flying kick under the final worldchampion ship game against spain.
he was known for doing the flying kick under the final worldchampion ship game against spain.
by ibrahim ROFLBERG February 24, 2011
Punting god who loves the greys and a cold beer. This bloke is so sexy, girls need a flash flooding warning before seeing him
Holy fuck, hes matt de jong ed my missus
Yea i dont think any amount of sun is drying those panties champ
Yea i dont think any amount of sun is drying those panties champ
by Mc.1506 February 25, 2021
by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018