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Punting god who loves the greys and a cold beer. This bloke is so sexy, girls need a flash flooding warning before seeing him
Holy fuck, hes matt de jong ed my missus
Yea i dont think any amount of sun is drying those panties champ
by Mc.1506 February 24, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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