Definitions by Mc.1506

matt de jong 

Punting god who loves the greys and a cold beer. This bloke is so sexy, girls need a flash flooding warning before seeing him

Holy fuck, hes matt de jong ed my missus
Yea i dont think any amount of sun is drying those panties champ

matt de jong by Mc.1506 February 24, 2021

ferntree gully 

A town with a train station full of eshays, teenagers roaming the streets and old people dotting around. Generally a shithole with its only redeeming feature being access to the 732 bus route to get you out of there

Hey mate, wanna go to Ferntree Gully station?

Nah i wanna keep my shoes

ferntree gully by Mc.1506 November 25, 2018