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the dearing 

A name that one calls himself when he's feeling cool at hell. When you feel jiggy about yourself.
Damn son, I feel like the dearing tonight!!!
the dearing by dizzle pizzle April 14, 2007
a: what’s the new girls name?
b: I think she said “Dearing.”
a: that means she’s a bad ass bitch
Dearing by jumping penguin da August 31, 2020

Alex Dearing 

all Alex Dearing’s have a massive shlong and can pull girls with ease.
Damn did you hear about Alex Dearing and how he got in a 5 some with girls and his massive shlong.
Alex Dearing by daddydearing03 November 10, 2020

Dearinger 

A bad ass mother fucker who you really don't wanna mess with! You really wish you could be a Dearinger.
Those Dearinger's are fucking crazy. I've seen one catch himself on fire just to prove he could!
Dearinger by megmlm February 6, 2010

Dearing Report 

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked
Dearing Report by Andy April 20, 2004

dearings 

earings that dangle and are often flashy
i like you dearings they sparkle they swing.
dearings by the one i is February 24, 2011