Dearing
Dearing by jumping penguin da August 31, 2020
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Dearing Report
An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.
The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.
Dearing should be fucking smoked
The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.
Dearing should be fucking smoked
Dearing Report by Andy April 20, 2004
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Dearing Group
1. n.
The best group in the history of groups. The very groupest of groups. If you wanna get grouped up, you gotta group with the group group.
3. adj.
A word to describe the kind of group that occasionally gets pizza on some Fridays.
4. v.
When you group too much and now you gotta do more grouping.
The best group in the history of groups. The very groupest of groups. If you wanna get grouped up, you gotta group with the group group.
3. adj.
A word to describe the kind of group that occasionally gets pizza on some Fridays.
4. v.
When you group too much and now you gotta do more grouping.
1.
Bruh, I need a group
Have you tried Dearing Group?
Not yet bruh
2.
You guys Dearing Grouped yet?
Nah, dave, we still grouping.
5.
Yo, anyone wanna get pizza rn since it's Friday and we haven't done pizza in like 6 weeks?
Hell yeah you little fucking moron! I love that we're a Dearing Group friend group!
Bruh, I need a group
Have you tried Dearing Group?
Not yet bruh
2.
You guys Dearing Grouped yet?
Nah, dave, we still grouping.
5.
Yo, anyone wanna get pizza rn since it's Friday and we haven't done pizza in like 6 weeks?
Hell yeah you little fucking moron! I love that we're a Dearing Group friend group!
Dearing Group by Gertrude the Masked Horseman May 5, 2023
the dearing
the dearing by dizzle pizzle April 14, 2007
Alex Dearing
Alex Dearing by daddydearing03 November 10, 2020
higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing
higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing by PowerCat3234567 November 6, 2020
Decaring
I went decaring last week to annoy my math teacher, but got screwed by the amount of work I have now
Decaring by Not Actually Mr Dickson March 11, 2015
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