Dearing 

a bad ass bitch

a: what’s the new girls name?
b: I think she said “Dearing.”
a: that means she’s a bad ass bitch

Dearing by jumping penguin da August 31, 2020

Dearing Report 

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.

Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked

Dearing Report by Andy April 20, 2004

Dearing Group 

1. n.
The best group in the history of groups. The very groupest of groups. If you wanna get grouped up, you gotta group with the group group.

3. adj.
A word to describe the kind of group that occasionally gets pizza on some Fridays.

4. v.
When you group too much and now you gotta do more grouping.

1.
Bruh, I need a group
Have you tried Dearing Group?
Not yet bruh

2.
You guys Dearing Grouped yet?
Nah, dave, we still grouping.

5.
Yo, anyone wanna get pizza rn since it's Friday and we haven't done pizza in like 6 weeks?
Hell yeah you little fucking moron! I love that we're a Dearing Group friend group!

Dearing Group by Gertrude the Masked Horseman May 5, 2023

the dearing 

A name that one calls himself when he's feeling cool at hell. When you feel jiggy about yourself.

Damn son, I feel like the dearing tonight!!!

the dearing by dizzle pizzle April 14, 2007

Alex Dearing 

all Alex Dearing’s have a massive shlong and can pull girls with ease.

Damn did you hear about Alex Dearing and how he got in a 5 some with girls and his massive shlong.

Alex Dearing by daddydearing03 November 10, 2020

higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing 

if you serched dis up u r very boerd

higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing

higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing by PowerCat3234567 November 6, 2020

Decaring 

The act of missing school under the guise of a school event or club, especially DECA

I went decaring last week to annoy my math teacher, but got screwed by the amount of work I have now

Decaring by Not Actually Mr Dickson March 11, 2015