Noun - Dager is the peasant of the peasants. He has suicidal thoughts constantly, and thus is a drama queen. He makes a big deal of the little things and is constantly rejected. He bothers everyone but hates to be bothered.

"Dager The Wager, dont do it" His friends say.

"I have to, yesterday the little kids rejected me"
Dager tries to kill himself but doesn't succeed due to his stupidness.

Dager The Wager by yet nuts January 26, 2018

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Eduardo Dager

A hernia looking creature with an egg head. He can also be called the victim since he is always the victim. He is gay but hasn’t come out of the closet yet. He is probably a slave and has no rights. He is a símbolo patrio and is almost extinct. 1 like = 1 respect

Two fags are looking for more fags and in their path they find the autistic magic of nature

Gabriel J: Omg marulo I found a Eduardo Dager the hernia take a picture of it

Nicolas m(who is also homosexual): Did you know he has mental retardation

Gabriel J: Wow what an outstanding creature

Nicolas M: i know but I’m not ready

Eduardo Dager by yeetecus June 14, 2018

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