daletism

It is used to describe the guy that brags about his 5 1/4 inch penis and can barley spell his own name. This specimen of a human idiot will ask you the dumbest questions humanly possible and not know the answer to it.

Was the civil war part of america. Is the homecoming game home or away. daletism- retard

daletism by raging anal fuck October 8, 2018

Daletism

The guy that has no real mental disabilty but is so dumb and says so much dumb stuff that the created their own kid of autism which is daletism

What the heck, why are u being so dumb do you have daletism?

Daletism by team lil dick October 2, 2018

Daleism 

A distinct style of phraseology born in the Welsh valleys and honed in the Far Eastern financial markets.

Daleism 1 "You can promote as soon as we have cemented the deal"

Daleism 2 "The response was yes, but the answer is no"

Daleism 3 "please show all market making particpants"

Daleism 4 "cheer cheer cheer and it was 4 nil"

Daleism 5 "got a small bank out of thailand...bbva"

Daleism 6 "please return to sender with gratitude"

Daleism 7 "I was bbqing a bottle of wine last night"

Daleism 8 "listen listen listen, i can do 20 barc , 20 ubs and 50 paribas....so you can do 70 all day"

Daleism by $ecret$quirrels November 10, 2009

Deletism 

n. the specific elitism in which the party exhibiting such arrogance attempts to insult a social networking friend (like on Facebook or twitter) by posting an insult on the given friend's page followed by the proclaimation, "I am now going to defriend you!" or "I shall now unfollow you!" Important: the party exhibiting delitism values his own opinion above all else and intern sees his rejection as the ultimate way to insult another. Alas, as this is bizarre and irrational, the Deletist often becomes the butt of many a joke.

Normal individual's status update or tweet: "Jesus Christ! That brick I dropped on my foot really hurt!"
Person guilty of Deletism: "Jesus? You're a Christian? That means you're stupid so I shall hearby de-friend you. I'm telling you instead of just doing it because I assume you actually care about what I think and I get off on insulting people."

Alternatively:
Normal individual's status update or tweet: "Jesus Christ! That brick I dropped on my foot really hurt!"
Person guilty of Deletism: "How DARE you use the name of Christ our Lord in vain! Clearly, you're headed for eternal damnation, so I shall hearby de-friend you. I'm telling you instead of just doing it because I assume you actually care about what I think and I get off on insulting people."

Deletism by HalinaLD7 March 25, 2010

Daltism

A new religion, founded in 2013 by Dalton M, Daltism is a religion based around the teachings and fundamental beliefs of Dalton M. Followers of Daltism, or Daltists, are usually quiet until aroused, somber until angered, and kind until distraught. The Book of Dalton is available for pre order on amazon.com, and all those interested in Daltism should contact the International Center for the Information on Daltism and Daltist Services based in Madison, Wi on the east side business district.

What it is, what it ain't.

I'm a god.

Last minute party bro.

You know you want a shot of everclear bro.

What a four.

Bitches be squirtin' at my name.

Ooooo!
What it do what it don't.

Im gonna make you a fag.

*all quotes from Dalton M, the founder of Daltism.

Daltism by Swave November 29, 2013

daleism 

the religion of loving dale hanson

daleism is always a good thing that will give you a smile and brighten your day

daleism by roflburger March 24, 2008

Dawetism 

To have this rare disease an individual must be intelligent in a school learning environment, awkward, and weird all at the same time. You must also need to have a slight bodily odor and lack of personal hygiene. Signs of having this rare disease include, chronic bating, sweating hands, and staring at nothing for long periods of time.

Boy 1: Dude, that kid over there popped a boner at the swim meet the other day.

Boy 2: Damn, he must have a bad case of Dawetism.

Dawetism by fluke3 February 5, 2014