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Darth Vaded 

Cornered in a party by a powerfully boring slow talking person.
I was Darth Vaded by a slow talking asthmatic born again Christian while waiting for my mates to arrive at the party.
Darth Vaded by Scrubby-dog September 7, 2018
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Darth Vaded 

Trapped by a powerfully slow talking bore at a party.
While waiting for my mates to arrive at the party I was Darth Vaded by an asthmatic accountant who described to me in detail his hobby of collecting different types of string. - he had collected a lot.
Darth Vaded by Scrubby-dog September 7, 2018

darth vader grilled cheese 

Grilled cheese that is burnt black on one side only, as in "it had a dark side."
I asked her for lightly toasted but I ended up with Darth Vader grilled cheese.

darth vader 

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.
I wish he was MY dad.
darth vader by bigtones October 5, 2004

Pink Darth Vader 

The human male's generative organ. This modern term for the penis is due to the tool in question's marked resemblance to the principal miscreant in the Star Wars movies of the late seventies and early eighties. Except pink.
Han Solo wrestling with the Pink Darth Vader is an extremely well constructed euphemistic term for male masturbation.

Darth Vadering 

When you're nose is clogged so you have to breathe onto the guy's dick while giving head, resulting in the signature Darth Vader sound
My girl said she wasn't getting sick but she was Darth Vadering the entire time she was sucking on my dick
Darth Vadering by Honey Beeatch February 12, 2017

darth vader 

a sexual act in which a man holds a woman up against a wall by the throat and has rigorous sexual intercourse with her while repeatedly asking where the rebel base is.
girl: I like it rough

guy: Well hell if you like it rough im gonna go darth vader on you later.
darth vader by Mac Breezy April 13, 2008
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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