Darth Vaded

Cornered in a party by a powerfully boring slow talking person.

I was Darth Vaded by a slow talking asthmatic born again Christian while waiting for my mates to arrive at the party.

by Scrubby-dog September 07, 2018

A Soldier’s Minute

Quick consensual sex before work

The alarm went off - She smiled and hit the snooze button offering me a soldier’s minute.

by Scrubby-dog October 12, 2019

Darth Vaded

Trapped by a powerfully slow talking bore at a party.

While waiting for my mates to arrive at the party I was Darth Vaded by an asthmatic accountant who described to me in detail his hobby of collecting different types of string. - he had collected a lot.

by Scrubby-dog September 07, 2018

Netflix & Kill

Enjoying some down time by watching a horror film on Netflix

Having a Netflix & Kill night- watching the entire Saw series and finishing with the Purge.

by Scrubby-dog September 23, 2018