Definitions by Scrubby-dog

A Soldier’s Minute 

Quick consensual sex before work

The alarm went off - She smiled and hit the snooze button offering me a soldier’s minute.

A Soldier’s Minute by Scrubby-dog October 12, 2019

Netflix & Kill 

Enjoying some down time by watching a horror film on Netflix

Having a Netflix & Kill night- watching the entire Saw series and finishing with the Purge.

Netflix & Kill by Scrubby-dog September 23, 2018

Darth Vaded 

Cornered in a party by a powerfully boring slow talking person.

I was Darth Vaded by a slow talking asthmatic born again Christian while waiting for my mates to arrive at the party.

Darth Vaded by Scrubby-dog September 7, 2018

Darth Vaded 

Trapped by a powerfully slow talking bore at a party.

While waiting for my mates to arrive at the party I was Darth Vaded by an asthmatic accountant who described to me in detail his hobby of collecting different types of string. - he had collected a lot.

Darth Vaded by Scrubby-dog September 7, 2018