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danzitions 

term was coined from The Soup's host Joel McHale as a way to describe the awkward transitions on The Tony Danza show
Examples of danzitions:
So my dog died today and it was sad........... I recently picked up a new cook book...
danzitions by Jade Veserow April 23, 2007
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Danitard 

A brain dead fan of Danica Patrick. Typically they do not realize Danica Patrick is an overhyped midpack racer who only survives in the IndyCar Series because she is willing to dance around in a bikini like a Grade B stripper. Danitards typically know nothing about motorsports and spend countless hours masturbating to Danica Patrick bikini photos.
See that loser with the hairy palms and the vacant look in his eyes, he is a big time Danitard who believes Danica Patrick is a great race car driver.
Danitard by Gomer Pyledriver March 11, 2009
Usually a pretty cool chick, down to earth, tries to think outside the box. Contrary to popular belief, Danita, the name, does not belong to a specific race, but has been given to people of all shape, size and color. Loving, understanding and empathetic could all be descriptors of this person. Short fuse, vengeful and smartass could also describe this person.
Danita is a pretty cool chick but watch out for that temper!
Danita by d'snuts.com February 4, 2010
A name that sounds black but is usually given to a smaller blonde person. Unlike most blonde's, Danita's are witty and can talk for hours while keeping you interested. They are extremey cool and fun, especially to drink with. Anyone who's anyone loves a Danita.
friend #1: We need to find something fun to do.

friend #2: Have you tried calling Danita?

friend #1: Of course I've tried Danita! She's not picking up.
Danita by pennythecat March 13, 2010

Danitard 

Noun-colloquial expression for semi-official uniform consisting of a black running shirt, blue jeans and black Jesus sandals. Commonly found in Austin, TX. Variations include said black running shirt with black running shorts.
"Dude, don't you ever wear anything but the Danitard?"
Danitard by Matty Southside June 22, 2009

Danziganic Complex 

A complex pertaining to short men who feel the need to fight anyone who challenges them, or their manliness, in even the slightest manner.
"Remember that night we were playing beer pong and I annihilated that really short, stocky frat boy and freaked out and tried to beat the shit out of me? I knocked him out with one punch and he hit the floor. He had a real Danziganic Complex."