Danglefist 

When someone gets pwned so badly, the only appropriate way
to rub it in their face is with a danglefist.

This consists of extended ones finger straight in the hand and waving them back and forth

Yonny scored on his opponent and preced to danglefist in his face.

Brad-Y got pwned so bad Yonny danglefisted all up in his workstation

Danglefist by Yonny Rage October 4, 2007

dangleitis 

In hockey the term dangling is used to describe, crazy, or insane move, someone wtih dangleitis then is someone who uncontrolably can dangle.

There is no known cure.

Person A: " Did you see the moves Crosby put on last night in the shoot out? "
Person B: " Yeah, that kid has a serious case of dangleitis."

dangleitis by Nytoxic December 7, 2005

danglemeister

A danglemeister is someone whome by encroaching upon a dangleberry is a master of the art of having a dangleberry. They may shart themselves and therefor create a dangleberry with ease.

Dogs are danglemeisters because they create dangleberrys with ease.

danglemeister by alejandro14 March 8, 2011

Danglefest 

One who dangles many people to get to the net.

A Dangler who dangles many times on one shift.

That was a massive danglefest by Bond.

Danglefest by Ovech December 28, 2006

dangleitis 

A rare sickness of the hands, seen on an ice rink if seen at all. Symptoms include toe drags, triple dekes, sauce, the dirty pavel. Can be cured by using a wooden stick, using a brutal knob, or wearing a bauer cage.

Broadie #1: Did you see the move freaky Sully pulled last night on that Needham bender last night.
Broadie #2: Yeah looked like a pretty wicked case of dangleitis.
Broadie #1: That kid has immaculate flow.

dangleitis by Rocko Lumber January 23, 2008

Danglefiend 

A man who dangles his penis in front of a woman in lieu of foreplay, romance or wooing hoping to entice her to have sex with him.

"I wanted my boyfriend to romance me a little, but instead he decided to be a danglefiend."

Danglefiend by superdave December 13, 2014

Dangleitis 

Dangelitis consumes the brain of a hockey player. Although the open shot may be there, Dangelitis makes the player go for that one extra move. Signs of Dangleitis are smooth mooves and unbelievable toe drags to slip through defenders and make them look silly, while keeping the puck on a string, effortlessly.

Paddy: Holy shit did you see Gagnon's moove on that defenceman?

Dillon: Ya man, he has a serious case of Dangleitis these days.

Dangleitis by Connor Danglesaurusrex March 2, 2010