dangleitis 

In hockey the term dangling is used to describe, crazy, or insane move, someone wtih dangleitis then is someone who uncontrolably can dangle.

There is no known cure.

Person A: " Did you see the moves Crosby put on last night in the shoot out? "
Person B: " Yeah, that kid has a serious case of dangleitis."

dangleitis by Nytoxic December 7, 2005

dangleitis 

A rare sickness of the hands, seen on an ice rink if seen at all. Symptoms include toe drags, triple dekes, sauce, the dirty pavel. Can be cured by using a wooden stick, using a brutal knob, or wearing a bauer cage.

Broadie #1: Did you see the move freaky Sully pulled last night on that Needham bender last night.
Broadie #2: Yeah looked like a pretty wicked case of dangleitis.
Broadie #1: That kid has immaculate flow.

dangleitis by Rocko Lumber January 23, 2008

Dangleitis 

Dangelitis consumes the brain of a hockey player. Although the open shot may be there, Dangelitis makes the player go for that one extra move. Signs of Dangleitis are smooth mooves and unbelievable toe drags to slip through defenders and make them look silly, while keeping the puck on a string, effortlessly.

Paddy: Holy shit did you see Gagnon's moove on that defenceman?

Dillon: Ya man, he has a serious case of Dangleitis these days.

Dangleitis by Connor Danglesaurusrex March 2, 2010

dangletip 

When your finger breaks or dislocates at the northern most knuckle leaving the outter most tip dangling

I was fingerblasting Claire when the cops showed up. Her snatch puckered so hard that I got a dangletip!”

dangletip by OGLOD October 7, 2021

Danglitis 

Danglitis - a slightly contagious disease in which one cannot stop dangling.

Nobody in the NHL can stop Pavel Datsyuk's danglitis

Danglitis by Bousquet Hockey February 11, 2009

danglemeister

A danglemeister is someone whome by encroaching upon a dangleberry is a master of the art of having a dangleberry. They may shart themselves and therefor create a dangleberry with ease.

Dogs are danglemeisters because they create dangleberrys with ease.

danglemeister by alejandro14 March 8, 2011

scrotus dangulitis 

When your scrotum hangs too far from your body and scrapes the floor as you walk.

Doctor: Sorry sir, but you have been diagnosed with scrotus dangulitis.

scrotus dangulitis by Sweatybollockman July 20, 2017