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This guy is a lil bit overweight , but still has a huge penis. He is shy, but if you start hanging out with him he starts being funny and crazy at the same time. He might look sad or depressed, but he is actually very happy. He likes to keep to himself a lot, trying to avoid confrontations, but if there is no way out, he will stand his ground.
-Hello Daneş
~ oh hey there
*akward silence*
Daneş by (σˋ▽ˊ)σ April 14, 2019
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Citizens of the small, bigoted European country, Denmark. Denmarkians or Danes as they are sometimes mistakenly called, are racists that like poking fun at other cultures, especially cultures in the middle-east or Africa.
Danes are Denmarkians and full of crap
Danes by Greg Denmark December 26, 2010
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Really happy people but sadly, not number the most happy anymore.
Guy 1: See that dane over there?
Guy 2: Dane?
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Funniest guy to hand around.
The class clown.
why are you so Danes😀
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The Danes are the greatest fucking people of the world. And much better than those wannabes to Norway and Sweden. We are the true vikings and don't speak funny. They do! They stole our language! Denmark came first and then we invented Lego. The best invention ever!!!
The Danes are wonderful people and much prettier than the people from Norway and Sweden. Those cocksuckers.
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