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Dammes is a beta-male with the worst gameplay skills anyone could ever see. He also can't keep a girlfriend. Twice.
(Also commonly shortend as Dam)

Oh, my friend is sooooo bad at this game, he's such a Dam.
That dude is so ugly, he's such a Dammes.

Dammes by Salty Reboot October 29, 2018

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Dammes

A person who claims to have a quiet evening and then to be the drunkest person at the party at the end of the evening.
Likewise, a wild evening can be described as a dammes. (Similar Word damn)

Guy 1: That will be a dammes Party.

Dammes by Pallytrator November 20, 2021

Related Words

Damme • damnesia • damies • damyes • Dammed • dammer • dammms • Dammnesia • darmesha • Damdest

Bieber Dammed

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.

Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPhone 5 preview, and I was Bieber Dammed !

Bieber Dammed by Vapor S. Thompson March 14, 2011

van damme carwash

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.

- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."

van damme carwash by Old Trevor April 25, 2006

Van Damme Friday

Lack of work production on a friday afternoon, often characterized by sending emails of Jean Claude Van Damme dancing horribly.

Looks like it's another Van Damme Friday.

Van Damme Friday by Pats Mom March 7, 2008

Beaver dammed

The "cock block" for the female. When a girl is effectively cock blocked she has been beaver dammed.

She was beaver dammed by her girlfriend when she dropped the herpes word in front of the new guy

Beaver dammed by jennyjustjenny December 20, 2012

Jean Claude Van Damme

"Muscles From Brussels"

Van Damme is the biggest pimp on the face of the earth

Jean Claude Van Damme by vandammelovesyou November 30, 2004

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026