Damesha she a beautiful she is so loyal amazing she THICK she could be a little jealousy sometimes she SMART she gonna have and amazing future, if someone talks about her friends that when she BURNS up she keeps here eyes on her grades she SHY, ALL THE BOYS ARE ALL OVER HER
A COMBINATION OF THE WORD AMNESIA AND DEMENTIA. A STATE OF MIND IN WHICH A PERSON SUFFERS SYMPTOMS OF BOTH AMNESIA, SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS, LIKELY ADHD TOO, SO SEVERELY, IT MEETS THE CRITERIA FOR DEMENTIA.
LAURIN: "REMEMBER LAST EASTER WHEN WE HID ALL THOSE EASTER EGGS FOR THE KIDS AT CHURCH?"
SARA: "HUH? NO. I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION..NOT RINGING THE SLIGHTEST BELL. HELL, I COULD HIDE MY OWN EASTER EGGS THANKS TO MY DAMNESNIA."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*