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Damestic Anal Bead 

A Damestic Anal Bead, is a bead that is inserted analy by a person that requires pleasure
A Damestic Anal Bead is a toy used to pleasure oneself or another

Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.
A person with a nice personality, most time tall, very generous and most times brilliant. It can also mean SPECIAL.
You are like DADEST in nature.

She is is DADEST to me.
dadest by Tomisona February 1, 2020

damnesty 

An official pardon for using profanity.
After Clark Gable was allowed to swear in a movie for the first time in "Gone with the Wind", the film-industry seems to be given total damnesty to use as many useless adjectives as they please.
damnesty by QuacksO November 11, 2020

daddestroyer999

daddestroyer999 is a super cool tiktok user with 99999999 billion followers and infinite likes they are soooooooooooooo cool like omg plz be my mutual daddestroyer enjoys certain shows like alice in borderland, jjba, and soul eater😱😱😱😱 plz notice me kameron
Person 1 : Hey have you heard of daddestroyer999 on tiktok?
Person 2 : Oh yeah! They’re my super cool and favorite mutual!
daddestroyer999 by musclemansmom October 30, 2021

Damestruction 

when a man called Damien drives a pick up truck but crashes it all the time
this van has been drove to damestruction
Damestruction by BrianBrains August 11, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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