Damble

Used to describe a failure or a person who is deemed to have failed!

Chris: Iv'd failed at life
Ross: You Damble!

Joey: I'm doing it all wrong!
Mike: True, you have Dambled it up!

Mikey: My wizard costume is rubbish!
Dan: You Dambledore!

Damble by Mfbtuk March 16, 2011

Dimblechip 

A fool, a bit of a dickhead, a clumsy so and so, a cretin.

Man, that mofo is a bit of a dimblechip

Dimblechip by Nevetschip July 23, 2008

Dumblewhore 

A particularly old man with an unquenchable thirst for bitches

:Did you see that geezer on the beach with the speedo?
:Oh ya, that dumblewhore was getting some bids

Dumblewhore by Axlle Spy June 2, 2011

Dimble 

When someone is using/having/or examples dimblistic tendencies.

Basically it is dimblicity

Wow that Michael Wind guy is such a dimble.

Dimble by SirDimble April 2, 2020

Dumbledored'd 

1. To have been out-witted by someone
2. To teach magic to someone
3. Not to be confused with the definition of the word snape'd

Guy 1 - I was just playin' chess right, right? And then out of the blue, I was dumbledored'd!!
Guy 2 - NO WAI

Harry was just dumbledored'd

Dumbledored'd by The Reaper February 19, 2006

Dumbleteamed 

When two elderly men dress in wizard costumes and have a three way with an underage boy.

"Hey Bill, did you see that little boy over there? He looks like he wants to get Dumbleteamed"

"Sure did, I'll go grab my robes and cast The Summoning Charm on his sweet little ass."

Dumbleteamed by CapN Hairy Nick May 11, 2013

dumbledaddy 

An expression used to describe a few hundred year old sex god. Like Professor Dumbledore.

Yeah he was great! A real dumbledaddy!

dumbledaddy by Ishitbricks October 8, 2020