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Dam Breaker 

A form of defecation wherein by forcing a dry, angry log to burst forth from one’s colon, a biblical flood of liquid feces and small food debris gushes forth across the land (or ideally, in the bowl).
After a leisurely Christmas Eve dinner, the Smith family settled into the living room for some warm eggnog. A moment later, a loud “pop!” was heard from down the hall, followed by the torrential sounds of liquid hitting water. “What was that?!” said little Timmy Smith. Grandpa smith simply let out a long sigh, and said “that, my boy, was your father having a Dam Breaker. I had me one of those back in 1973.”
Dam Breaker by NatefromHawaii August 19, 2023
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Snake River Dam Breaker 

When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.
Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.

Daybreaker

Something that helps those long 8 hour days staring at a computer screen working on that WENUS report.

A video, news article or traveling gypsy show outside your office that makes the day tolerable by giving you a few minutes requiring no concentration what so ever. Baby Boomers used to have a daybreaker at the water cooler talking about their golf game and some dude's ugly kid.
Dude, I was just about to zone out when my BFF sent me this awesome daybreaker link to a pygmy and a rollercoaster.

Every now and then, I search the web for a daybreaker to wake up the staff. Best yet was some guy suing BMW for the motorcycle seat giving him a 20 month woody.
Daybreaker by mtnaggie October 6, 2012

Daybreaker

When you lay a fart so nasty the sheer smell of it makes you regress back to your bed to start again fresh tomorrow.
"- I just farted... *sniffs* Oh wow that's it. I'm going back to bed, this shit is not worth it.
- He just laid a daybreaker, y'all."
Daybreaker by Kiranu Reeves September 16, 2017

DaybreakerYT 

Yo get in DaybreakerYT smp
DaybreakerYT by Not_aMaZe January 30, 2023
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019