Daybreaker

Something that helps those long 8 hour days staring at a computer screen working on that WENUS report.

A video, news article or traveling gypsy show outside your office that makes the day tolerable by giving you a few minutes requiring no concentration what so ever. Baby Boomers used to have a daybreaker at the water cooler talking about their golf game and some dude's ugly kid.

Dude, I was just about to zone out when my BFF sent me this awesome daybreaker link to a pygmy and a rollercoaster.

Every now and then, I search the web for a daybreaker to wake up the staff. Best yet was some guy suing BMW for the motorcycle seat giving him a 20 month woody.

Daybreaker by mtnaggie October 6, 2012

Daybreaker

When you lay a fart so nasty the sheer smell of it makes you regress back to your bed to start again fresh tomorrow.

"- I just farted... *sniffs* Oh wow that's it. I'm going back to bed, this shit is not worth it.
- He just laid a daybreaker, y'all."

Daybreaker by Kiranu Reeves September 16, 2017

maladaptive daydreamer

One who daydreams aloud. The body forgets to differentiate between reality and the illusion.
Talking, laughing, pacing, etc are often apart of the actions the body takes on to act out the daydream. Unlike Schizophrenia, a Maladaptive Daydreamer knows that it is only a daydream and can often control when they have them.

She paces in her room talking and laughing even though she's completely alone. She must be a Maladaptive Daydreamer.

maladaptive daydreamer by CaveMoss November 4, 2014

Dealbreaker 

A term popularized by Liz Lemon from 30 rock which is used to describe the event which led to a breakup with someone or something (ie. Brand loyalty)

"What happen, did the relationship suck?"
-Esposito
"Dealbreaker. She wanted to have sex in a Coffin"
-Ryan
(From the TV show castle)

"I loved Microsoft, but Windows Vista was the dealbreaker for me.

Dealbreaker by stupidpower December 1, 2009

code exedelius fortana type zero curse of the zero daybreak nexus cycle zero 

the most generic of anime, voiced by Joe Zieja

My friend: What's your favorite anime?

Me: Code Exedelius Fortana Type Zero Curse of the Zero Daybreak Nexus Cycle Zero

My Friend: 0^0

code exedelius fortana type zero curse of the zero daybreak nexus cycle zero by Pretend This is Somethin Funny November 29, 2020

dealbreaker 

Children. Single folks, you know what I'm talking about.

No, no, you're really sweet, but I didn't know you had six kids. That's a total dealbreaker. Sorry.

dealbreaker by AmbroseKalifornia March 14, 2008

Dealbreaker 

A word used to describe the eligibility of a friendship or relationship based on one trait or preference of the other person. Can also be used if you don't agree with someones views.

John: "So whats your least favorite band?"
Jill: " It would have to be Arcade Fire."
John: "Wait...What? You don't like Arcade Fire? Thats a dealbreaker."
OR
Billy: "Favorite Modern Warfare 2 class?"
Johny: "Well, I usually have the UMP .45 with a Silencer, Desert Eagle with a Tac knife, Marathon Pro, Lightweight Pro, and Commando Pro.
Billy: "Woah man. Way to be a noob. We aren't friends anymore, thats a dealbreaker."

Dealbreaker by Pandabrother September 8, 2010