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junction
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junction
I just sprayed shit all over my junction, the space around the corner from my anus between my penis and my balls.
Why does my junction smell like the swimming pool?
Why does my junction smell like the swimming pool?
junction by letslaughtatjunk February 12, 2006
Junction
A group of people gathering in a place where people would not ordinarily gather, in a way that inconveniences at least one person, though normally more than one.
Did you see that junction blocking the Walmart doors? Jesus, why can't they go hang out somewhere else.
Junction by testicletrophy November 6, 2011
Junction City
A place where not everyone is in the ghetto. Many times, Junction City is mistaken for a crappy little hole in the state filled with druggies and killers. This is in fact not true.
Other Names: JC, Junk Shitty, The Junk, and Junk Town.
Other Names: JC, Junk Shitty, The Junk, and Junk Town.
Bob- "Lets go to Junction City"
Laura- "I heard people get shot there. I dont wanna die"
Bob- "Thats just a myth. No one gets shot who visits JC unless you get stupid."
Laura- "I heard people get shot there. I dont wanna die"
Bob- "Thats just a myth. No one gets shot who visits JC unless you get stupid."
Junction City by beaversbaby February 27, 2009
Junction City Tea Party
A sexual act involving multiple males (often closeted homosexuals) wherein one person tea bags another and the tea bagging continues in a sequential fashion, whereby after being tea bagged, one is then required to tea bag the person to their immediate right. This perverse act is rumored to have originated in Junction City, Kansas, when a number of obese men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair were observed engaging in a steamy tea bagging fest behind a shitty Korean restaurant in the 100 degree heat. Later participants of JCTPs began applying white powder to their pubes to highlight the tea party theme some time in the mid 1990s.
Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"
Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
Junction City Tea Party by Kansan17 August 18, 2013
Junction Licking
The act of licking the junction between the sexual organs of two individuals involved in the act of coitus (boinkers). Junction licking, by definition, involves three people - those involved in the act of coitus (hetrosexual or homosexual, using a bodily orifice of choice) and the junction licker itself, who may be male or female, and whose job is simply to enhance the sexual gratification of the boinkers.
Junction licking is frowned upon by members of the clergy, the Muslim community (although, like Greeks and homosexuality, they all crave it), generally all girlfrends, and especially my ex wife. It is not understood why this is so, however it is hypothesized that this is due to the enhanced pleasure experienced by the male (during female, female, male encounters) and the corresponding displeasure felt by those not involved in the process.
Junction Licking by Clembob March 4, 2012
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