Definitions by Alaric

chicagovue 

A Russian web-site in Chicago that caters to transsexuals, infidels, parasites, and brain-dead alcoholics

I'm a illegal Russian immigrant. I go on Chicagovue and find the ass of young boys to rape

chicagovue by alaric May 13, 2005

Mal'ari'carun

All-powerful Krath Priest, once a member of the Empire of the Hand and now a Dark Jedi in service to the Brotherhood while searching for his step-brother and commander Raw.

Previously: Mal'ari'naruodoo.

Hey, you sass that hoopy Mal'ari'carun? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

Mal'ari'carun by Alaric June 26, 2004

Table-9er 

One who attempts to be different without real effort, i.e. shopping at Hot Topic, and listening to bands such as Disturbed and Trapt.

1. Damn, Brady, would you look at that! The table-9ers have expanded across the aisle to table three!

2. I wonder why such a large percentage of table-9ers are meteorology majors (or vice-versa).

Table-9er by Alaric July 17, 2003

Happy side first 

The act of inserting an object into an orifice, beginning with the larger or more uncomfortable end.

He stuck a toothbrush in his urethra, happy side first.

Happy side first by Alaric July 17, 2003

dalspurt 

To change the background on someone's computer to something pornographic or disgusting.

Dammit, Jeremy, stop dalspurting my laptop.

dalspurt by Alaric July 17, 2003