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A man who wont shut up about his life and his experiences.
A smart man that spends alot of time on Math.
Kid: How was your weekend
Dalke: E=Mc^2
kid: Dammit
Dalke: In my time in switzerland..
Kid: **walks away**
Dalke by Mr. Moopy May 28, 2011
Words you can keep

Porcelain Dalke 

1) To have sexual intercourse whilst one partner is regurgitating the nights drinks into a piss covered shit-throne.

2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.
Dude, I walked into the bathroom to drop a fat duece and saw Meagan getting the ol' Porcelain Dalke.
Porcelain Dalke by Davesphizikal February 9, 2012

dalegiven 

A third rate actor who does summer stock past the age of 60. Less notable for his talent than his willingness to work for just under minimum wage. A boozer and a loser, he's been known to piss his pants while getting his ass kicked.
Did you see how old that actor was who was trying to play Tony in "West Side Story"? They must have hired him from the old age home. He had no talent and must have worked cheap.

Yeah, he's a real dalegiven.
dalegiven by captainejsmith November 21, 2013

Dakke Dak 

English: Dakke dak is a danish slang for Psy- or Progressive trance music, or other music with a heavy baseline featuring lots of drops. It's kinda like the sound the bass makes when comming out of bad speakers "dak dakke dak, dakke dak, dakke dak"

Dansk: Dakke dak er slang for Psytrance, eller "tramp".
Hvaa, skal vi ikke ud dakke her i weekenden?

Skal vi høre noget dakke dak?
Dakke Dak by Slaske May 6, 2016

Dalekphobia 

The fear that a Dalek can, and will, EXTERMINATE you!
Dude, I have the sickest case of dalekphobia, I keep seeing Davros everywhere.
Dalekphobia by 12thDoctor October 21, 2011

Dale Brain

Describing someone or who has done something radically stupid.
Describing someone who is stupid beyond comprehension.
Insult used as a substitute for sped or retard.

Origin: Taken from the Roman Squire Dale Doe who was often ridiculed for his low intelligence and clumsy nature.
Tom: "Hey what's that shit with the spikes you use to eat food with?"
Tim: "Uh... a Fork?"
Tom: "Yeah that's the one."
Tim: "Fucking Dale Brain"
Dale Brain by BeegerYoshi December 3, 2019

Do it for Dale 

a phrase coined after Dale Earnhardt, regarded as one of the greatest drivers in NASCAR history. Dale had a very aggressive and controversial driving style, often bumping other cars to get them out of his way.

On February 18, 2001, Earnhardt was killed in a three-car crash on the final lap of the Daytona 500. To date, one of the worst and tragedies in the sport. After this race safety in the sport was made top priority which people have said led to the decline of popularity.

Recently, the sport has gained more attraction due to a Youtuber who goes by the alias Cleetus McFarland. His behaviour is associated with driving aggressively and hooning for dale while saying "Do it for Dale".
Person 1: "That was a sick burnout dude!"
Person 2: "Do it for Dale!"
Do it for Dale by Isham7920 April 4, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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