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a posh suburban area in south dublin along the dort line overlooking the sea and its general vast wealth.
Containing many attractions such as "the ivory" which play host to many a teenage gathering for binge drinking induced fun and the "inn",haunt of local Colin Farrel or the irish rugger team for a quiet one on a sunday night.
Dalkey hill the main attraction of this village is not only the place to walk your poodles or labradoodles but also the place for sexing it out in daddys merc's or moms mini's...
Dalkey girls usually go to schools such as Loreto, Rathdown or Holy Child (Cluny girls don't come from Dalkey,we don't accept anything less than a net income of 2 million into our village).
The girls are usually d4's and the goys jocks (schools such as CBC, ROCK or michaels are only accepted)
lets get the dort to dalkey tonight, i hear the goys are going to the ivory or the inn
dalkey by lolocopter March 2, 2008

Loreto Dalkey 

A school full of the most brilliant girls ever. If you have ever met a student who attends this school you have basically come in contact with a god.
All other definitions are invalid, you’re all just jealous.
Woah she’s from Loreto Dalkey, she’s too good for us
Loreto Dalkey by butterbean October 29, 2019
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Loreto Dalkey 

Full of lesbian girls who think they’re hard because they’ve gotten drunk once. All poshies who think they’re the shit. They all need to learn how to take a shower and wipe their ass holes with something other than a guys tongue.
Hey bro I just fingered a loreto dalkey girl

Oh god man every girl from that school is a lesbian are you sure she’s just not pissed drunk and thinks you’re a girl
Loreto Dalkey by smellystinkers October 18, 2019
Is the girl you do not want to mess with. She can beat you u real quick, but do not be afraid of her. She is the girl that is good in all sports an is the best in soccer. She can be a bit frightened but is you mess with her you are in the wrong place.

She is really pretty and the boys love her.
"Is that Daleyza
daleyza by mememimi November 18, 2019

Dalkeith Tractor 

An expensive Four Wheel Drive that is too expenisive to go off road. But makes a good status symbol when droping the kids off at school.
Look at her, dropping kids off in the Dalkeith Tractor
Dalkeith Tractor by Dave C April 16, 2005

Tom Daley 

World Champion Olympic Diver

Won loads of meadals

PERFECT AND THE HOTTEST BOY ON THIS WHOLE WORLD !!!
person one: Have you heard of tom daley?

person two: asdfghjkl damn yeeeeeees hes perfect!!
Tom Daley by guruyeye August 14, 2012

branston daley 

some super handsome and hot and sexy and cool and amazing guy that every girl wants because he’s super cool and stuff
wow that’s a branston daley because he’s soooo hot
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