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Daiary

She is very ugly she must were glasses mostly ponytails and shorts also dark brown eyes and hair. This person Is wierd,Disgusting,Misrable,lazy, and mean.

You have bad luck if your friend is A girl named Daiary.
Daiary why are you wearing the same clothes for a week

No I have not

Yes you have your so poor and ugly bro nobody like you
by Luis antehado December 31, 2021
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the dairy farmer

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
by Stagmen February 23, 2017
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The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!
by Blood Sister October 6, 2023
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you fight like a dairy farmer

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"
by Memma June 23, 2004
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human diary

The equivalent of a diary but representing a person. In other words your best friend. The person who knows everything about you and you trust them to keep your memories, thoughts, and feelings safe.

Many people refer to their lover as their human diary.
by In love with Angelica April 8, 2017
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dairy area

A lady's breasts.
"Get your hands away from my dairy area."
by evelyn52 January 9, 2012
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Future Diary

Its pretty much about a insane sociopath who stalks the guy she likes and ends up brutally slaughtering anyone who comes close within 7 feet to him.
Future Diary is so fucked up that I actually enjoy watching it.
by keiichimaebara September 12, 2018
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