Daddyfest

A day when you and your idiot friends parade around town, drinking limitlessly and pretending you do not have to worry about money. These 'DaddyFests' usually involve a lot of bad jokes, hours of temporary blackouts, many shots, a lot of failed hit on's and a ton of creppy text messages. The end of Daddy fest usually involves a person being alone in theor bed by 11:00 pm, with a face full of Mexican food watching HBO and beating off.

Hey Moron, tomorrow is DaddyFest. Get $300 out of the bank, make sure you wear your best vneck T, and get ready to get fucked!

by JoeVirgil October 28, 2010

daddyfontine

Hot sexy girl with a lot of clothes and big boobs with good skin and makeup and good with sex

Daddyfontine went to go to fuck his brother to do a pornhub video

by Fontine October 30, 2019

daddiest

the most daddy out of daddy’s

“omg he is the daddiest”

by daddymaster69420 June 6, 2022

Daddyness

A word used to describe the amount of hotness that a guy possesses. If this word is used then the guy is very attractive to an obsessive level.

Kaylee- “Shawn Mendes is beautiful, he has so much daddyness.”

by Squencher December 2, 2018

daddystar

a term used for a particularly sexy dad. Can also be used to describe a women who enjoys acting out in sexual ways. Also enjoys a nice cold brewsky and a fat lip.

damn daddystar, you sexy af

by dbex98 February 15, 2017

daddiestissues

Daddiestissues, a snapchat meme page is home to some of the most dank and edgy memes, people also use daddiestissues to reference something that is edgy or offensive.

A: Woah i can't believe you flipped off that autistic child

B: ikr im basically daddiestissues

by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

Daddysteak

A short beef cake man that is old enough to be yur daddy but young enough to look sexy

Hey madie, your boyfriend’s such a daddysteak I want to cut a piece off and tey some

Well Martha, i will knock you Out and burn your body in a barrel and shit on your ashes

by Daddysteak July 6, 2020