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Daddyfest 

A day when you and your idiot friends parade around town, drinking limitlessly and pretending you do not have to worry about money. These 'DaddyFests' usually involve a lot of bad jokes, hours of temporary blackouts, many shots, a lot of failed hit on's and a ton of creppy text messages. The end of Daddy fest usually involves a person being alone in theor bed by 11:00 pm, with a face full of Mexican food watching HBO and beating off.
Hey Moron, tomorrow is DaddyFest. Get $300 out of the bank, make sure you wear your best vneck T, and get ready to get fucked!
Daddyfest by JoeVirgil October 28, 2010
Words you can keep

daddyfontine 

Hot sexy girl with a lot of clothes and big boobs with good skin and makeup and good with sex
Daddyfontine went to go to fuck his brother to do a pornhub video
daddyfontine by Fontine October 30, 2019

daddiest 

the most daddy out of daddy’s
omg he is the daddiest”
daddiest by daddymaster69420 June 6, 2022

Daddyness 

A word used to describe the amount of hotness that a guy possesses. If this word is used then the guy is very attractive to an obsessive level.
Kaylee- “Shawn Mendes is beautiful, he has so much daddyness.”
Daddyness by Squencher December 2, 2018

daddystar 

a term used for a particularly sexy dad. Can also be used to describe a women who enjoys acting out in sexual ways. Also enjoys a nice cold brewsky and a fat lip.
damn daddystar, you sexy af
daddystar by dbex98 February 15, 2017

daddiestissues

Daddiestissues, a snapchat meme page is home to some of the most dank and edgy memes, people also use daddiestissues to reference something that is edgy or offensive.
A: Woah i can't believe you flipped off that autistic child

B: ikr im basically daddiestissues
daddiestissues by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

Daddysteak 

A short beef cake man that is old enough to be yur daddy but young enough to look sexy
Hey madie, your boyfriend’s such a daddysteak I want to cut a piece off and tey some

Well Martha, i will knock you Out and burn your body in a barrel and shit on your ashes
Daddysteak by Daddysteak July 6, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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