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Daddyness 

A word used to describe the amount of hotness that a guy possesses. If this word is used then the guy is very attractive to an obsessive level.
Kaylee- “Shawn Mendes is beautiful, he has so much daddyness.”
Daddyness by Squencher December 2, 2018
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Daddyfest 

A day when you and your idiot friends parade around town, drinking limitlessly and pretending you do not have to worry about money. These 'DaddyFests' usually involve a lot of bad jokes, hours of temporary blackouts, many shots, a lot of failed hit on's and a ton of creppy text messages. The end of Daddy fest usually involves a person being alone in theor bed by 11:00 pm, with a face full of Mexican food watching HBO and beating off.
Hey Moron, tomorrow is DaddyFest. Get $300 out of the bank, make sure you wear your best vneck T, and get ready to get fucked!
Daddyfest by JoeVirgil October 28, 2010
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The act in which someone appreciates the very word that is dude.
Dude I have so much dudeyness that no other dudes can compare.
Dudeyness by Bulldog956820 August 9, 2016

diddyness 

Diddyness is the slightly shortened way of saying, the Diddyness Scale. a Scale invented by one of the Founding Fathers of the Diddyz. The scale is a logarithmic scale that gives a ranking from the reference score. The Ranking can be used to show if you are above other Diddyz, and how high you rank in society.

The scale is given by:

D = 10 log(S/S*)

ie, 10 times the log of your score divided by Reference.

Note: The Reference (S*) is 10^5
Jimbo: Hey matt you part of the diddyz?
Matt: Yeah mate!
Jimbo: Whats your Diddyness?
Matt: About 200!
Jimbo: Dude that must have taken forever.
Matt: Sure did
diddyness by waly913 April 8, 2008
1. The state of having performed a well-meaning action that inadvertently made things worse
2. The quality of being lovable, but ultimately dispensible
3. Next to cleanliness
Cleanliness is next to Dadliness
Dadliness by #1 Dad's Club June 20, 2018
Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.
Dadness by TheEthanBro November 3, 2016

daddress 

A home or residence where a dad might live.
“Sweet New Balance — What’s your daddress?”

“The will be dads. I’ll send you the daddress”
daddress by piercepete November 7, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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