Daddy Monkey

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A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.

You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.

Daddy Monkey by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021

Words you can keep

Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.

((Lyrical potential))

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy.

Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy by Super Dave Mega Thrust Five Dr February 4, 2025

daddy money

People who are given money from they're dad without having to work for it.

You just got daddy money

Driving round this benze thanks to daddy money.

daddy money by Raycharlesda3rd September 17, 2013

Daddy Money

Someone who’s daddy pays for everything they have and has not worked a day in their life.

Me - You see Sebys new 15k bike?
Matty - Yeah he’s all daddy money.

Daddy Money by BigChigga911 April 5, 2022

Daddy’s Money

Daddy’s money. A person that everything is handed to them in life. The are fed with a silver spoon. The most known daddy’s money is Aaron Blakeway.

Aaron why are you such a daddy’s money.

Daddy’s Money by Pussyslayerxxx67 December 20, 2019

Daddy's Money

Kids, typically white, wealthy girls under 18, who are given everything in life and have no real idea as to how the world really works.

"Lauren totalled her BMW but her dad bought her a new Jeep the next day." "Daddy's Money, am I right?"

Daddy's Money by Sneaky Assassin March 19, 2021

Daddy's money lesbian

A spoiled fake lesbian who kisses other girls for the numerous perks.

It is known as "Daddy's money" lesbian, because these girls often fit into such a social archetype.

Lisa got drunk at the yuppie frat party and kissed her friend Sharon, because she knew other guys were watching. She's a Daddy's money lesbian.

Daddy's money lesbian by anon1888 April 12, 2009

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026