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Deadbeat Ass Dad, Dad. A father figure who lacks the authority of being your real dad.
You’re a dad-dad, a deadbeat ass dad DAD!
Dad-Dad by K-KEEM August 25, 2026
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A deadbeat ass dad, dad. A father figure who lacks authority in your life.
You’re a Dad-DAD. A deadbeat ass dad, DAD!
Dad-Dad by K-KEEM August 25, 2026
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dad or daddy 

When you see a younger woman with a much older man and you ask yourself, is that her dad or her daddy?

Dad: Her biological father
Daddy: Her sugar Daddy
Is that Taylor’s Dad or Daddy?
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snack dad 

A parent who is on hand to dispense constant snacks to their hungry children. Like a cake butler, but less formal.
I'm not your fucking snack dad.
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ur dad lesbian 

The only insult worse than ur mom gay
Carl-"UR MOM GAY"
Joe -"ur dad lesbian"
Carl-*dies*

space dad 

Space Dad aka Shiro is a paladin from the popular series Voltron: Legendary Defendors
"Who's your favorite Voltron character?"

"Space Dad of course"
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Dad-stache 

The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.

Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.
You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!
Dad-stache by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012
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