DYSC

A group that beleives in Dating Your Own Skin Color.

Man, that ho' needs to DYSC wit me.

DYSC by Zoobafoo March 11, 2003

Dysclixia

N. The condition leading to a tendency to mis click on a computer keyboard, often with onset in later years.
Adj. Dysclixic- one who suffers from dysclixia.

My mother has dysclixia; she is terrible on the computer.
My father is so dysclixic!

Dysclixia by Gidrjmw June 21, 2017

Dyscalculia 

I have dyscalculia and it's hard for me to do math.
Dyscalculia is a specific learning disability in mathematics.
People with never might not be able to do times tables and not know how to divide or do fractions and percentages. People with this Disorder/disability aren't stupid. Most people who have this are really good at English and language skills. People who have this usually can't read time on clocks.

To pronounce it you say "dis-cal-cew-lee-ah". When a person has dyscalculia, you say that they are "dyscalculic" - "dis-cal-cew-leek".

Person 1: What is the square root of 50?
Person 2: Ummm I don't know.
Person 1: How about the time what it is?
Person 2 looks at clock,: Umm 3:09?
Person 1 checks watch, Time is really 9:03
Person 1: Dude I think you have Dyscalculia.

Dyscalculia by RiuChan July 4, 2012

Dyscalcula

Similar to dyslexia but involving math.

Moe: Dude I keep getting derivatives confused with integrals.

Mazz: You must have dyscalcula.

Dyscalcula by wwjd55 November 4, 2009

Dyscalculia 

Having dyscalculia means it's more difficult for you to understand numbers and math. It's like dyslexia but for numbers. Common symptoms of dyscalculia are having difficulty with mental math, trouble analyzing time and reading an analog clock, struggle with motor sequencing that involves numbers, and often they will count on their fingers when adding numbers.

You: "What's 9+10?"
Me: "21"
You:"You stupid"
Me:"No i just have dyscalculia lol"

Dyscalculia by AcrylicPanda August 24, 2021

dyscalculia 

It's when numbers are so confusing that, in some cases, one cannot even read a watch. The numerical version of dyslexia.

Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2:Uhhh....eh...12:15????

(It's really 12:51.)

Person 1: OMG! You have dyscalculia!

dyscalculia by DontGetMath7 March 23, 2012

dyschezia 

difficulty in or pain in defecating

Cecil writhed about in agony as he suffered from acute dyschezia...

dyschezia by wench39 July 2, 2011