I have dyscalculia and it's hard for me to do math.
Dyscalculia is a specific learning disability in mathematics.
People with never might not be able to do times tables and not know how to divide or do fractions and percentages. People with this Disorder/disability aren't stupid. Most people who have this are really good at English and language skills. People who have this usually can't read time on clocks.
To pronounce it you say "dis-cal-cew-lee-ah". When a person has dyscalculia, you say that they are "dyscalculic" - "dis-cal-cew-leek".
Person 1: What is the square root of 50?
Person 2: Ummm I don't know.
Person 1: How about the time what it is?
Person 2 looks at clock,: Umm 3:09?
Person 1 checks watch, Time is really 9:03
Person 1: Dude I think you have Dyscalculia.
Having dyscalculia means it's more difficult for you to understand numbers and math. It's like dyslexia but for numbers. Common symptoms of dyscalculia are having difficulty with mental math, trouble analyzing time and reading an analog clock, struggle with motor sequencing that involves numbers, and often they will count on their fingers when adding numbers.
You: "What's 9+10?"
Me: "21"
You:"You stupid"
Me:"No i just have dyscalculia lol"
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