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Die With Your Mouth Open - Usually given as an answer to an unwelcomed sollicitation...
Ron - just DWYMO, please...
DWYMO by asmorama August 1, 2010
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Kirkland Drymount 

A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.
"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."
Related Words
DWYMO • dbymose • Dymond • dymon • daymond • daymo • daymon • DYMO • dymonique • Daymoni
Has a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. Responsible and generous, somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Good natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in her and seeks her advice in personal problems. She can always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem. She enjoys making others happy and she never lets her own problems "get her down" for any length of time even though she does tend to worry too much at times. In close personal relationships she is usually thoughtful and considerate. However, her natural interest in others, coupled with her sympathetic reaction to problems, could draw her into emotional situations which may be difficult to get out of. She's strong in material matters, determined and stubborn. She has good business ability. She's a good worker, steady and practical, a builder who takes responsibility well. These qualities bring her a position of authority and power. She's a doer, down-to-earth, serious-minded, reliable, and self-disciplined; have good power of concentration. She's hard to convince. She loves beauty and philosophy, and she desires achievement. Creative and outgoing, she's always looking for an opportunity to show your abilities. She's looking for chances to mix with others socially. She likes to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for her is uncertainty. She's very popular yet very secluded and have few close friends that she is very open to.
Girl 1: "Girl you see Dymond over there?"

Girl 2: "Yes girl, Dymond is cool, I wish I was her..."
Dymond by DymondisAmazing January 26, 2017
The baddest bitch evvva ....she ain’t scared of no one 🤪 don’t fuck with her or u gonna die 😂
That’s my bad bitch Dymond
Dymond by Ugly🥴 December 13, 2019
Noun. Drymouth describes any liquid that quenches the thirst of a group of stoners. The participants will often select a drymouth before they light up. The best drymouths are often considered to be Lucozade and Oasis Citrus Punch.
"Ra! Pass me the drymouth Jay"
"Don't be drinking all the drymouth"
drymouth by Mark_5000 January 9, 2008
Please God, I want to impregnate Hu Tao, so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips.

That beautiful, radiant white angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Hu Tao, is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in

way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick

the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her,

I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal

union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection,

I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of

our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave

out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just

to be near her for a brief moment.

She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously
Dwyme stop trying to fuck Hu Tao
Dwyme by (enter_name_here) April 4, 2022
He can be a lady charmer and has good looks thats has them falling he can sometimes be a bit too up about himself he can be a slayer but if he really tries his best he can keep an relationship some daymons want to be a playboy mansion star or something very similar they like to make jokes but half the time the jokes arnt funny and a typical daymon laughs about his jokes to cover up daymon is actually really fun to be around and is the nicest bf you could ever have if u get the luck of him falling for you but first impression of daymon arnt that good to start off with because he can be sick minded very loud can scream like a girl bit once you get to know him hes awesome if your lucky enough to be daymons gf then your a lucky girl that shouldnt take advantage of it daymons never cheat because there not that low key and they never date someone cas there "hot" he can get jelous easy hes very protective hes gentle and never rushes you but around his friends hes a completly different person :)
Daymon: mate girls should call me aymon
Guy2: um dude ur missing the d
Daymon: exactly its so the girls can find the D

Guy 2 : that was sooo funny but sick at the same time

Daymon: bahabahabahabah
Guy2:*poker face
Daymon:bahabahabahabah
Guy 2 :dude u can stop now
Daymon: bahabahabahabah
Guy 2 le* walkes off

Guy 2

y 2
daymon by nine roses in nine days February 10, 2014
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