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"Don't Worry, It's Really Boring". A useful conversation tool by which the user can immediately stop any particularly uninteresting banter in its tracks, without anyone getting too offended. Can also be used to warn a third party not to get involved in a conversation being held by others which is of no interest to anyone.
Example 1:

Dave: "Yeah, so, just trying to come to some kind of agreement on the exact colour and style of the dado rail"
Jim: "All a little bit dwirb though, isnt it dave?"

Example 2:

-James: "...and in fact those are some of the best tele-snap reconstructions of missing dr who episodes i've seen in quite some time"
-Chud: "Yeah?"
-Baj: "Hey, what you guys talking about?"
-Chud: "Oh, dwirb"
-Baj: "Fair go squire"
DWIRB by Chud Brunner March 31, 2008
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A half ratarded claymation humanoid ape beast which is the spawn of a Hobbit and a Dwarf. They were used mostly as a work force by the Kingdom of Gondor. They fed mostly on horse shit so it was a great cost affective way for Gondor to clean the streets of piles of shit. Dwarbbits were incapable of speech so they were not considered equal.

A group were gathered into a boxing stage and were given 2 geese for payment for cleaning up the streets of the river city. The attempt was to thank them but the result ended up being a barbaric beating and slaughter of all but one Dwarbbit. The surviving Dwarbbit managed to kill the others by beating them all to death with a goose. Thus Gander Match was born and was the main source of income for Gondor for 100 years. This betting on Dwarbbits armed with geese became the forfront to the cock and dog fights of today.

The mortality rate was shocking. Because they were such dumbasses they'd sleep alot face first in the mud and drown. Also, there was a high percentage which would jump off the castle walls. At first it was thought as successful suicides but later found out the Dwarbbits were chasing shiny reflections off the walls. It was noted they weren't smart enough to figure out how to kill themselves.
Dwarbbits are a great way to make easy cash with gambling.
dwarbbits by The Informant99 January 7, 2012
Related Words
"Holy shit, did you just see that dunk by Grimmy? DWITB!"
DWITB by AppleJax January 12, 2005
Deirbhile is an irish name meaning “daughter of a poet.” Deirbhile is considered a difficult name to pronounce and to spell as people mistake it for Dervla, Derbhil and Derbhile.
Deirbhile’s are fabulous in many ways, as they tend to be quite fashion forward and their hair is always styled neatly.
Deirbhile’s are normally outgoing, getting along with everyone who crosses their path. Most people want to be friends with a Deirbhile, especially the lads.

They are beautiful, intelligent and optimistic, and always looking to the bright side.
They have a comeback for every insult and they refuse to let someone ruin their day.

Anyone who has a Deirbhile in their lives is very lucky.
“Oh here is Deirbhile now. Yay!”
“Why is Deirbhile so beautiful?”
Deirbhile by CJwrotethis November 1, 2018
you fucked his sister nigga? damn, huge dwarbes.
D-I-R-B Doing It Real Big
"to good friends, good highs, and good times..tell death do we DIRB, tell DIRB do we part
DIRB by DIRB Community June 29, 2008

dwiberette

Dwiberette (dwib, erette)

Only ever spoken by scungy dipshits in Logan who think it's ridiculously awesome to make up such a geeban name for a cigerette.
Oi pass us a dwiberette or else I'll cunt punt you!
dwiberette by Sluggggggggg May 16, 2008