DWE

DWE stands for didn't wipe enough. DWE occurs during the wiping phase of the poop process. Usually what occurs is a lack of a full wipe job, resulting in excess doody remaining in a persons butt crack. The consequences of this include: itchy butt crack, poop stains on your underwear and being able to smell your own ass crack when you sweat after an activity.

David- Hey you gonna try and get with that girl tonight?
Zach- Nah man, I got bad DWE, I don't wanna embarrass myself.

by dagarfy September 16, 2011

DWE

Dick With Ears. A term used by women to describe males who are jerks or tools.

"Bob is such a DWE.... he was at the bar last night making out with Brandi and he's still engaged to Desiree."

by 13.1 September 26, 2009

DWE

Defecating with eating: something that is instinctively bad (e.g., incest, cannibalism, or murder).

Example 1:

John: Can’t believe Matt took his sandwich into the bathroom.
Sarah: Classic DWE, gross.

Example 2:
Ben: Dude Pat is trying to kill his dad!
Jerry: Oh fuck, that’s DWE!

by 4n0nym0053 November 11, 2021