Moseph Joseph

A massive poop, the likes of which should not have come out of a persons asshole. Often spread via picture message.
David: Awww, who left that Moseph Joseph in the can?
by dagarfy December 29, 2011
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DWE

DWE stands for didn't wipe enough. DWE occurs during the wiping phase of the poop process. Usually what occurs is a lack of a full wipe job, resulting in excess doody remaining in a persons butt crack. The consequences of this include: itchy butt crack, poop stains on your underwear and being able to smell your own ass crack when you sweat after an activity.
David- Hey you gonna try and get with that girl tonight?
Zach- Nah man, I got bad DWE, I don't wanna embarrass myself.
by dagarfy September 16, 2011
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